Bear Birthday
Posted by admin on Sunday Jul 3, 2011 Under Bears
One-eyed teddy bear is my birthday gift! What would you say/do?
My husband brings home a gorgeous teddy bear for my b-day, but it’s EYE is missing, you think he would have gotten another one?
He shows up, hands it to me, I got all excited jumping up and down, then I turn the beautiful teddy bear around and it’s MISSING AN EYE! He saw the shocked look on my face.
He apologized, said he noticed it while he was at the check-out line, but didn’t want to lose his spot in line! Mind you, he was in NO rush.
This is even worse than when men DON’T even read the cards they buy! Last year, he got his grandmother a card that said to my Great-Grandmother, misreading it, thinking he was calling her a great grandmother. Geez, now she must feel really old!
He’s got nowhere to go!!! We’re both off from work today, and now he’s spaced out in front of video games! Great way to spend my birthday!
I don’t even know what to do!
Walk into the living room in your birthday suit and when he asks why your walking around nude, tell him “It’s my birthday and I want to do what I want…now take your one-eyed teddy bear to your Great Grandmother and leave the video games for me.” See if that gets his attention.
Happy birthday
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